thisgingerisrad:

stop telling fat people that they shouldn’t call themselves fat

stop telling us that “fat” is a bad word

stop telling us that our state of being is a fucking insult

zeramato:

Students who still have a lot ahead of them. Students like me, who still have dreams, goals, and students who still aim for achievements. But because of this tragedy, it all faded away. 

I bow and salute to the brave students who saved the lives of others and sacrificed themselves. They are heroes. They are people who deserves a lot better than awards. They deserve to be in Heaven, a place full of happiness and there will be no more sufferings. I also pray for the lives of the family and the people involved in this accident and specially the souls of these heroes.

I hope that the students who were saved by these mighty students will live their lives to the fullest, achieve their dreams and goals and love their family more. I also wish that they will live being inspired by the heroes who saved their lives. Please do so.

And for the captain, my middle finger salutes you. Live well. In guilt. Thank you.

#PrayForSouthKorea

The thing about horror movie situations is imma do my best to help you but if we running and you fallin or we hidin and you whimperin and sobbin, that’s it! I can’t do nothing else for you! You have made the choice to be a damsel in distress and boo this ain’t Camelot I have 0 time to die

toonskribblez:

The fact that this year Easter is on 4/20 just makes this pic even better!

toonskribblez:

The fact that this year Easter is on 4/20 just makes this pic even better!

randomlyawake:

juststrokemyglabella:

f1ipster:

danisactuallycry:

iraffiruse:

Listen here, you little shit…

Saturn was NOT a single lady.

"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."

you should not hit dogs

Clearly the best one here is “I am a freeloader”


Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

hobgoblinhero:

betenoiresmash:

How to suddenly become Sub-Zero of Mortal Kombat…

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pepsimangb:

Too god damn effing late.

pepsimangb:

Too god damn effing late.