cuttlefishgarden:

thecube42:

YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A DRAGON

If I could download a dragon all the cops in the world couldn’t stop me

theprettygoodgatsby:

my favorite part of hamlet is at the beginning when they see the ghost of hamlet sr for the first time

and the guards are like “Horatio, you go talk to it! You went to college!”

and Horatio is like “Yeah! I did go to college! I will go talk to the ghost!”

like. where did horatio go to college. did he go to ghost college

autisticcarlos:

"FCKH8" more like "fuck trans people and asexuals and lesbians and people of color and pansexuals and bisexuals, but white cis gay men are cool lol"

"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"

missinglinc:

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

baffledbits:

I trusted youuuuuu

Alright it’s downloading, but I have no idea when it’ll be done. It keeps jumping around from anywhere from 57 mins to 2 hrs xnx

baffledbits:

I trusted youuuuuu

Alright it’s downloading, but I have no idea when it’ll be done. It keeps jumping around from anywhere from 57 mins to 2 hrs xnx

worduptiffany:

No one verbs like Gaston,
Adverb verbs like Gaston,
No one verbs with the adjective noun like Gaston.

peachymints:

My Commissions are open again!

Sorry it took so long, I’ve changed a couple things. I will be opening up only 8 slots for now but I might open more depending on workload

Thanks so much to everyone that have supported my work this far :)

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game