I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off
i express my emotions in long groans at different octaves
Cosmo sex tip #394: Once your man reaches orgasm, awkwardly embrace him and whisper “well done Draco.”
I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR
“Recreate any Game/Film/Album cover using ONLY Clipart and Comic Sans”
oMG THE dALEK
No the Silurian oh my life
That is one fiiiiine Dalek.
over 3 decades of groundbreaking advances in information technology and now here we are
PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME
i dont know but http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ is pretty amusing
http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ IS CATS STUCK IN BOXES THIS IS FANTASTIC
coke you silly silly bastards
There’s sixty fucking two of them
they stopped at sixty two
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
NEXT ON CSI: FEUDAL JAPAN.
time for a nice mild children’s book before bedtime!
Did I ever tell you guys about this